Dear Diary,
Shit. Bam keeps reminding me they're not extra kind to child molestors in prison. The fact that I am a very, very pretty man does not help me. I am getting ass-raped... it's inevitable. They're going to use me like a 13 year old girl.A soft, supple, delicate 13 year-old... I gotta watch what I write down. I can't believe they brought up in court that I peed myself... like everyone else doesn't get drunk, pee themselves a bit, and grope a few underage girls. They had boobs! That makes 'em old enough! Plus... you KNOW they wante Maybe prison will do me some good. I could get into shape! I bet if I had washboard abs, I could pick up TONS of underage poon! I'd better burn this fucking diary.
Shit. Bam keeps reminding me they're not extra kind to child molestors in prison. The fact that I am a very, very pretty man does not help me. I am getting ass-raped... it's inevitable. They're going to use me like a 13 year old girl.
